Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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