I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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