This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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