So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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