I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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