I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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