idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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