I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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