And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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