But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
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I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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