He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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