hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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