ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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