TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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