Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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