Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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