I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I am spending my child support on dildos
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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