Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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