can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
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Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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