she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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