How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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