Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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