it wasn't lemon gatorade
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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