You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize
