did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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