i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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