of course. lets lasso hookers.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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