I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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