Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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