ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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