I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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