Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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