Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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