hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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