I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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