Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Randomize
