Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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