That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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