Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
either way he was missing a nipple.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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