Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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