yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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