So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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