I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
if i can run in heels then i can drive
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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