He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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