are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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