My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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