forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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