I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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