Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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