My girlfriend figured out who you are.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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