Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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