I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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