This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I didn't notice because vodka
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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