so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Don't make out with my wife yet
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
