Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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