called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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