Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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